Predicting Bull Runs, Filing for ETFs, Collecting Txn Info and 20 Crypto Jokes

This cryptoweek: crypto’s liquid staking sector with a $15 billion surge, bitcoin defied the trends as crypto funds , Bitcoin miners were considering hedging options , Vitalik Buterin predicted that that they could run on mobile devices, Changpeng Zhao said during the upcoming bull run, Justin Sun , and the P2P team to further develop Lido’s staking service for Solana.

Then, ARK 21Share and VanEck , a JPMorgan analyst opined that following the Grayscale victory, and Grayscale urged the SEC . The EU seems to have gotten its blockchain king judging by , Sorare announced with integrated AR capabilities, the highly-anticipated , and producer Axident started the sale of to Justin Bieber’s song ‘Company’.

As that was happening, Coinbase unveiled in the US, VISA began using , and Grab added support for .  Binance Eastern Europe Vice President and the CIS Manager from Russia, the London Stock Exchange Group was of traditional financial assets, South Korea’s to provide digital asset custody services, and Bitfinex reportedly .

Meanwhile, the Bank of China and Meituan , the Reserve Bank of India’s Governor , and the ECB praised with the private sector, but digital euro . On the other hand, SBI Remit partnered with SBI Ripple Asia to bank accounts in three countries.

In the regulation world, VASPs in the UK are following the implementation of the Travel Rule, OKX entered in Hong Kong. Japan’s top financial regulator relating to profits on digital assets, and the US FASB unanimously of crypto holdings.

In legal news, Genesis Global Trading was , and it initiated of loans totaling $600 million. The US DOJ claimed that for his defense, while FTX’s Solana through the Wormhole bridge. The Celsius Network in an attempt to recover assets,  a US federal court ordered , and former manager at OpenSea Nathaniel Chastain for insider trading.

In the meantime, Chatbot service in an oversubscribed round, and blockchain startup Story Protocol driven by a16z. A survey showed ahead of the US and European countries, and seeking to protect their digital assets. Multiple government-owned websites were to MetaMask, an illegal crypto miner in worth of electricity, and Israel’s cybercrime unit using malicious software.

Now, kindly join me in the laughter lounge for some jokes and memes.

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GM! How’s all this week?

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Yes.

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Those shoes are good for at least another eleven dips.

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It better!

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No worries, there is still stuff to sell. How many kidneys have you got left among you?

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Look, it’s an important conversation to have….

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‘Can’t. Have to. Bitcoin!’ 

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Coming to streaming services near you.

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‘Niiice!’

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‘Why is life?’

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US SEC be like:

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Wonderfully executed.

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Even the pose is there.

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This is what your best account balance is for.

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Which one are you?

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Why do you torture yourself?

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Doing the most.

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The gathering.

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What does the Saylor say?

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And lastly, your weekend historical documentary discussing current events.

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